jokes about loneliness
I am so lonely that…
I play UNO alone
I crave so bad to play a game made for TWO, even better if it's in bed...just please don't cheat
I masturbate thinking about the end and you
the only hope i have is a google lucky search on “how not to be alone”
I go to the gym every day
even my parents want to find someone for me
I can't even say “i love you” to my parents
I always wanted Mark to Zuck my Berg just to show him the true meaning of a happy ending
not even chimpanzees marry once and to a single one in their lifetimes
I published my resume in a chinese marriage matchmaking event
I forced my girlfriend to listen “Turning Japanese” at least once
I hate and love the chinese, when i never felt like i even care about other races
I secretly want to be Asian, just to accept that I'm a lonely ching chong cunt so i stop feeling so weird about my loneliness
being Japanese does not feel like a race, is just a trending, and Mitski is the best asian invention ever.
I am a foreigner eating alone in a chinese restaurant in china at 4 a.m.
people stare at me a lot
most of them think I'm crazy
oh shit, jokes are getting serious now, fuck it, keep them coming…
I feel so alone that…
I wish existentialism never existed
the only book I ever read from cover to cover in my life was “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck”, i was 18yo and ten years later, i still care about a lot of things.
i think the most successful writers and speakers in the modern years are yet another lonely selfish assholes that fill up their ego by selling you the problem and the solution for a modest price
my book will be available soon in stores for just 66.6 euros
I mostly receive blog posts about psychology and technology in my news feed every morning
I genuinely hate how i can dare to feel better than everyone else, except for you of course
I never had a male friend.
I find that every woman has something similar like me, the older the woman, the more intense are the similarities between us…hence I can't stay with an older woman for more than one night.
I don't tell my real birthday to everyone
I can't tell who is my friend and who wants something from me
I don’t feel bad about the victims but I'm so interested about the murderers
I feel like i am not the only one that thinks like this
I genuinely hate when someone makes loneliness feel like it's an identity as if we can “join the lonely group” when all the loners in the chat rooms do is just complain or brag about being alone.
sad-boy male teenagers seem so weird even to me. to the point that seeing their shy happy faces with their hashtag #alone trending topics and showing off how “special” they are on their lame social media profiles and messaging apps texting only to a selected few people who feel as “special” as them so they all create “the weirdest discord server ever”
thinking about what being a teenager and a loner has become make me want to take a piss on their acne
I still suffer from acne
I genuinely feel murderous when I see someone feeling proud bragging about being careless, weird and following the “oh, im such a sad loner” vibe
the future for humanity feels damn lonely
I swear i am so ready for another lovely and lonely day
well, now jokes are getting sad, or were they sad all the time?…
I'm such a loner that…
I fall in love when someone says goodbye
i feel a particular interest in people with daily journals
last time I fell in love, someone gave me a kiss before breaking up with me
sex feels so good when you know you are never going to see her again
I think others don't want to see how lonely they are and even worse…to show their truly sad and lonely side to the people they really care about.
I love walking on the streets of a big city at midnight
I don't need rescue, I just need someone to stay in silence and be alone with
i joke about loneliness
but all of this is a doesn't feel like a joke, we have to do something about it. who's with me? it's only damn loneliness and me.